THE
MAINSHEET

Autumn 2013

Contents

Vice Commodore's Bit

AGM, Prizes, & Party

Annual Dinner

Brilliant, Beautiful Bewl

Cannonisation

Cheats Xmas Lunch  

Club Management

Culinary Corner

Dangerous Waters

Dates For Your Diary

Don't signal to the Birds

Farewell

Goodbye

Interesting Statistics

Newsletter Format  

Newsletter Printing

Origin of the Speakies

Power of Prayer  

Pure Poetry

Quiz Night

Russian Night

Steering Backwards

Sunbury Fireworks

Undertaker

Who You Are?

Home

Pure Poetry From Middle Thames


Don Barnet is a lively lad but he’ll never get to Heaven

Cos whilst his boat is thirty foot he only pays for twenty seven.


And on Stuart Schafer.


If I were not upon the stage a boater I would be,

If I were not upon that stage

On CAVATINA you’d find me,

And as we gently sailed along

You might just hear this lovely song.


Its poxy this and poxy that and poxy I don’t care

I don’t mind whose boat it is, it can’t moor poxy there!