Slogans On Christmas T Shirts

This must have been 'the year' for them. Here's a few I spotted over the festive period.

a. I'm up and dressed, what more do you want?

b. If you're not embarrassing your children you're not enjoying yourself.

c. The four stages of life .

You believe in Santa

You don't believe in Santa

You are Santa

You look like Santa

d. I see a light at the end of the tunnel . I hope it's the gents

e. Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

f. I don't want to,

I don't have to,

You can't make me,

I'M RETIRED

Do it yourself !!!

g. I can only please one person each day .

TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY

Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

h. I'm not 60. I'm 18 with a lot of experience.

i. Reduce your carbon footprint - stay in bed.

j. Exercise is highly addictive - don't start.

k. I love vegetarians - more meat for me.

l. Only left handed people are in their right minds.

m. Hand me the chocolate and no-one gets hurt.

n. So many men - So few who can afford me.

o. Do you want to speak to the man in charge or the woman who knows what's going on?

p. Like my horse -

have great legs,

A fit body

And occasionally need a good whipping.

Mike (Been there, got the T-shirt) Baker